Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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