Buhtt sex?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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