apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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