he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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