Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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