Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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