I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
third nipple confirmed
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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