No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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