Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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