This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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