that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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