false alarm. still invincible.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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