I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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