There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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