the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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