how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he puts the penis in happiness.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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