oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
