hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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