This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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