we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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