She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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