But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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