My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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