oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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