Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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