i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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