I skipped work to stalk him.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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