Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
