I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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