Hey man sorry I got all grabby
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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