I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
After last night, I could never be a politician.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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