thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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