there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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