she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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