making cat noises will not fix the situation.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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