Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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