he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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