She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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