I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
