do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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