sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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