That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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