Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
