just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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