Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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