Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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