I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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