I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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