we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This is my gift to your gina
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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