He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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