stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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