You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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