How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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