Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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